Why I'm going to win BAM8
Hello QLDSmash.
These are the reasons I will win BAM8
1) - I play a plethora of top tier characters at an extremely high level. These include, Bowser, DK, DHD, Pac-Man, Mii Swordfighter and King Dedede.
2) - No one knows the Bowser, DK, DHD, Pac-Man, Mii Swordfighter and King Dedede match up.
3) - The only person who sandbags harder than me is Dean. He is the only real threat this tournament.
4) - I have perfected the art of trash talking mid game. Smash 4 is a mind game and I am pretty good at mind-gaming.
5) - Using my trusty "SpaceJam's Smash Calculator" I calculated my chances of winning and it said 100%.
6)- Duon rated me top 50 in Victoria and I don't even go to events.
So that's why I'm going to win unless if I verse Dean then I'll probably come second.
I'm also announcing that I'm now offering my services as a coach, I have at least 32 years experience and I am fully qualified.
These are the reasons I will win BAM8
1) - I play a plethora of top tier characters at an extremely high level. These include, Bowser, DK, DHD, Pac-Man, Mii Swordfighter and King Dedede.
2) - No one knows the Bowser, DK, DHD, Pac-Man, Mii Swordfighter and King Dedede match up.
3) - The only person who sandbags harder than me is Dean. He is the only real threat this tournament.
4) - I have perfected the art of trash talking mid game. Smash 4 is a mind game and I am pretty good at mind-gaming.
5) - Using my trusty "SpaceJam's Smash Calculator" I calculated my chances of winning and it said 100%.
6)- Duon rated me top 50 in Victoria and I don't even go to events.
So that's why I'm going to win unless if I verse Dean then I'll probably come second.
I'm also announcing that I'm now offering my services as a coach, I have at least 32 years experience and I am fully qualified.
by SpaceJam 05/04/2016 00:00:00
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I am going to Subscribe to this, I will find a way.
05/04/2016 01:57:49
I'm glad Dean [NSW] was tagged in this article
05/04/2016 02:50:35
You say 32 years at least, but how many at most?
05/04/2016 03:13:23
crabs said:
You say 32 years at least, but how many at most?
maybe 7 at tops.
dean said:
I'm glad Dean [NSW] was tagged in this article
He is the real threat
MM me, miis only
05/04/2016 05:31:26
Glad you're not in my pool far out
05/13/2016 01:08:52
so
05/15/2016 11:41:46
Matty said:
so
I was sandbagging with random so I let the others win.
You liar.
05/17/2016 23:49:13
I like how you didn't win Bam after all.
05/23/2016 02:46:06
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