Guide to Making Australian Smash PR
Step 1
Don't wear jeans, don't own a pair of jeans
Step 2
Don't cut your hair before majors
Step 3
Book your flights home immedietaly after the tournament concludes to maximize lab time
Step 4
Show up the day before the tournament but don't check in before your flight
Step 5
If your PR placement goes down, dip out so people forget how bad you are
Don't wear jeans, don't own a pair of jeans
Step 2
Don't cut your hair before majors
Step 3
Book your flights home immedietaly after the tournament concludes to maximize lab time
Step 4
Show up the day before the tournament but don't check in before your flight
Step 5
If your PR placement goes down, dip out so people forget how bad you are
by FramesJanco 09/23/2016 00:00:00
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Idk about you but this is what i call i juicy cream de la meam Sometiems i colelct freshly torn hymen
09/22/2016 14:21:40
what is this
09/23/2016 00:00:44
I like how you make this but still bad at the game. You are such an expert :P
09/26/2016 02:35:10
But Ignis owns jeans! I remember because he had the size sticker on them for the entire DIAD1 weekend :')
10/05/2016 09:27:17
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