Just heard it.
I still haven't heard one of these sounds, you are all insane.
After you disable them, you have to refresh every QLDsmash page you have open for it to take affect.
Shitashi is lying. Sounds cannot be disabled. I have tried and every single time I do, they are still on. G&W sound is for online status
*sarcasm
Hey what about the g&w sound Shitashi? I think I've been hearing that one too, what's that one all about?
Coin sound occurs whenever someone posts in any thread. You can disable sounds from your profile.
Their is no con sound,, or any other sound, these sounds do not exist.
Whats with the coin sound that keeps going off?
:D
Oh I see it.
You just gotta compare the time of Shitashi taunting us to the time of other things happening. :>
Tell us then!
Wasn't here for the secret sound, but I pretty sure I know what causes it. :3
I still can't hear any sounds, and I didn't set the option for sounds to off, so your site must be broken..
THE SECRET SOUND JUST SOUNDED PEOPLES
Well you're racist.
Know. He's a dark Pokemon. Fools. 
Because he bribe Sakurai to put him in SM4SH first instead of Mewtwo.
why is greninja in the bad guys conquest
DID PEOPLE HEAR THE SECRET SOUND? COS IT PLAYED LAST NIGHT MORE THAN ONCE...
MILD BURN!
You can try Aero, but you won't succeed
I RETIRED, this is where I am spending my retirement, just so I can bother you <3
why are you here, go quit smash or something
You can't do that if you are to busy losing to Boozer.
can i remind yew this too
Boozer reminded me that I'm actually not good at this game, ty Boozer
hah
Boozer is the greatest SM4SH player.
must be something you're doing~
So many chimes! Why is it chiming at me!?
That G&W chime is SO GODDAMN ANNOYING SHITASHI WHY DO YOU HATE US
I still don't know what the G&W chime signels.
Damn it shitashi. Don't do this to me
You're a real Mega Jerk
Hate to break it to you guys but the hidden sound wasn't the PM notification. 
it is logical progression. i can beat aero. therefore, am should be able to beat jaice. non? (not actually aero is just being rude)
boozer thinks he'd beat jaice /headuptiltlaugh
Laugh at me, I sent the first message, but had sound turned off. I am bad at internet gais.
Wow why didnt I try that. Thats super obvious.
GETTING A MESSAGE. PRAISE ME.
Ah, so that is the secret noise. :>
THE SECRET NOISE IS
If you click frame perfect when the sound plays your browser will automatically develop Melee HD where every character is Fox, it's true
HOW DID YOU DO IT
I HEARD THE SECRET NOISE. AERO DOESNT BELIEVE ME BUT I HEARD IT I SWEAR
So reporting myself only seemed to give me an infraction. And now I have to pay a $500 fine. :(
SHITASHI PLEASE TELL US YOUR SECRETS
Find the missing sound and get a zooper dooper
ITS A RACE FIND THE HIDDEN SOUND
A toggle on the online page might be awesome, if doable.
PEOPLE WONT KNOW ITS THERE TO TURN ON THO... maybe we can do sound theme weeks... also there's another sound that hasn't been played :3
I mentioned turning it off before. Though I didn't know about the page refresh. >_>
DEFAULT TURN IT OFF AND LET PEOPLE TURN IT ON IF THEY WANT IT NO ONE KNEW YOU COULD TURN IT OFF
Zelda and Metroid item jingles pls.
ALL THE SOUNDS
WE NEED SOUNDS DLC FOR THIS SITE
at least make the sounds turned off by default, because they are quite awful
YES MORE PLS TYTY
LOLOLOLOL XD XD remember you can turn sounds off in your profile. After doing this, refresh all pages and sounds will stop. More sounds?
Are we talking about Binding of Issac? The cancer trinket is so strong.
Desperately?
i need these sounds like i need cancer
Nah they're great
I cant even hear any sounds
I think we can safely say that Shitashi will expand the number of sounds.
The site was getting too active so he's trying to drive away members.
I think we can safely say that Shitashi will remove these sounds.
I approve of these changes
LET ME HELP WITH THAT
I opened the site to check my messages and instead am slowly bring driven mad.
help
Dear Shitashi this site is almost a 10/10. All you need is the super metroid item jingle.
Dear Shitashi, your plan to make every member of your site go insane is working, please carry on.
Both at the same time. On loop.
Metroid item jingle
zelda item jingle
Put more sounds in please.
This is soon to be the internet standard. Please understand.
SURELY there is a better way to notify us of new things
I CAN CONFIRM
Qldsmash is now a soundboard.
I keep trying to turn off sounds but then they immediately come back with a vengeance
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
I DONT THINK THIS BELL WAS A GOOD IDEA
Boozer, Aero stop going on and offline.
LOUD NOISES
SAVE ME MARIBRO I DONT WANT TO BE JUDGED
Boozer, you had the same thing?!
THREE GAME AND WATCH BELLS WHAT IS HAPPENING
PK Flash is decent, but I wouldn't call it bad.
What makes you think that? o.o
Why is PK Flash so bad
It isn't turning off :(
Obviously that Judgement is coming.
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Depends on if it's the shoutbox or a general post.
THERE WAS A GAME AND WATCH BELL EARLIER TODAY WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
ITS OLIMAR
You can turn it off in your profile if they aren't your thing. You know, if you hate Mario. :>
what are these noises that this site is making now. I dislike it.